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Let's simulation a local election

Who will you vote for in the state senate race?

Jane Cornface (D)

Baby Killer MacGuns (R)

See Results

Jane Cornface - she likes corn and comprise, hates confrontion

Baby Killer MacGuns - likes murder and guns, hates human life, taxes, and polar bear cubs

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Real photograph of Jane Cornface during her most recent radio interview

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She was qoutes as saying "I hate political upheaval and have a distaste for the poor but golley gee, I sure do love corn "

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Photograph of the Republican Canidate Baby Killer MacGuns at a townhall where he demanded the state build 7 coal plants in the national forest