dear-ao3

red-scout-tf2

@amtrak-official

amtrak-official

Why are people like this

aaahwhatthehell

Cuz without us fetishists, there'd be no traindrivers

amtrak-official

Liar, there are non-fucked up train drivers, I fucking Hire them

whimsical-catacombs

you ... "fucking" hire them???? hmmmm????

amtrak-official

I DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH THE ENGINEERS!!