The official tumblr of amtrak — Nothing, None of them have wanted to ask me out,...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
deepfriedanon
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@amtrak-official

amtrak-official

Why are people like this

aaahwhatthehell

Cuz without us fetishists, there'd be no traindrivers

amtrak-official

Liar, there are non-fucked up train drivers, I fucking Hire them

whimsical-catacombs

you ... "fucking" hire them???? hmmmm????

amtrak-official

I DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH THE ENGINEERS!!

deepfriedanon

WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST ENGINEERS?!

amtrak-official

Nothing, None of them have wanted to ask me out, that’s all