The official tumblr of amtrak — When will we get fuck trains, what will it take?

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
djangodurango

shadowdragonchw asked:

When will we get fuck trains, what will it take?

amtrak-official answered:

It will require my death, something that is improbable and difficult to achieve, anything less and the train fuckers wind up dead in Vegas

djangodurango

How are those trainfuckers gonna wind up dead in Vegas if you don't have a route there?

amtrak-official

Well you see that’s why we chose Vegas, no one would ever suspect us of they died there