Why not fuck trains?

Trains aren't fuckable.

not with that attitude

Not with any attitude, they are machines not men, they are not meant to be fucked

but are they women

Some are but I meant men as in humans, also as I have said previously all trains are asexual creatures

Just give them viagra

I am like 70% sure that's not how Asexuality works

Acespec person here: we can still have sex

I know that, I more meant the implication that taking a viagra makes Asexual people want to have sex instead of just making their ducks bigger

I don't see how bigger ducks stop me from fucking the trains :)