bonelesssboiz asked:
fmk: planes trains automobiles
amtrak-official answered:
Marry Trains, Kill Planes Kill Automobiles
Why not fuck trains?
Trains aren't fuckable.
not with that attitude
Not with any attitude, they are machines not men, they are not meant to be fucked
but are they women
Some are but I meant men as in humans, also as I have said previously all trains are asexual creatures
Just give them viagra
I am like 70% sure that's not how Asexuality works
Acespec person here: we can still have sex
I know that, I more meant the implication that taking a viagra makes Asexual people want to have sex instead of just making their ducks bigger
I don't see how bigger ducks stop me from fucking the trains :)
Fuck that was certainly a typo
You can't fuck a train
but you can fuck ON a train
and that's got to count for something
Yeah, if you have sex with that girl 3 seats down, I don’t care one bit, if she consents of course, but if you have sex with the train it’s that’s when we have issues
