Somewhere out there, a tragedy is occurring, a girl is silently hoping her train got delayed because she over slept by 7 hours and now has to drive to Chicago and go 7 miles over the speed limit through country backroads in West Virginia because she missed her first train in DC and she doesn't want to speed because she's a bad driver
Actually that girl is screaming and cussing at God as the radio blares and she finds out that she went the wrong way for an hour before she got signal and found out she was approaching Pittsburgh
