The official tumblr of amtrak — He sounds like the ideal man

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
fionn-o-nassus
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You guys have hated my takes in the past and yeah some might not have the best, but this one is the correct. We as a society should go back to disco music

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Who is this pathetic little man?

citrinedotsys

his name is Disco Elysium

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Does he like Disco Music?

fionn-o-nassus

oh you better fucking believe he likes disco music.

he also likes feminism, homosexuality, communism, eating garbage, getting high and drunk, talking to his necktie and throwing pétanque balls into the ocean.

also he can take on guys twice his size with flying spin-kicks and solve a murder without even looking at the body but if he turns on the lights in his hotel room too quickly it can kill him on the spot, also he can die if his chair is uncomfortable.

I am making none of this up btw

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He sounds like the ideal man