I mean if you're in car in New York City, I just want to know, where did your life go wrong? It has 6 fucking rail roads into the city, the largest transit network in the world by station count, and is the most Walkable City on the western hemisphere. How the fuck do you mess up that badly
And Don't give me the I'm from the New Jersey Suburbs Bullshit, the PATH, NJ Transit and Amtrak all have stations in New Jersey that connect to NYC
Oh and Long Islanders you have the largest fucking commuter rail service in the nation, so forgive me if I don’t fucking buy it.
And if Staten island is your excuse, first tell me why the fuck you live on Staten Island, then explain why you couldn’t take the fucking Ferry










