[oldshowbiz]

AKA regular amtrak passengers

[tron-a-thon]

@amtrak-official

[amtrak-official]

I would never hold my passengers hostage

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

(as if reading from a cue card) ive nevert felt like a hostage on an amtrak train! i feel so welcome and do not need to be rescued

(turns to off camera) was that good, please please please dont hurt me

[amtrak-official]

I would never hurt you, I am not the one keeping you here. The other man on the other hand

[ducklauncher]

My family still hasn't given Brightline the ransom money

[amtrak-official]

Good, they wouldn’t even use it to improve the infrastructure