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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Chicago, New York, and San Francisco are the 3 American Cities most likely to be a lesbian if they were people

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Consider: Denver is butch

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I have considered and you are probably right

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Philadelphia is Bisexual and Transmasc

ostronat

boston is a bisexual man

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Yes, but an incredibly pathetic one

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Dallas and Houston are like the most generic southern straight couple except they want to murder each other

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What do spades have to do with a bad relationship?

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oh im so sorry for your notes now op

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My notes are fine, now if for some stupid reason I decided to make a poll on disco music, then it would be a different story