The official tumblr of amtrak — I am so sorry that you can't be as cool an 8 year...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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All I'm saying is I got chased across the white house lawn by the secret service and you didn't so who's really the cool one

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I am so sorry that you can’t be as cool an 8 year old boy with ginger hair and a neon green shirt on vacation to DC with his uncle was in [REDACTED YEAR].