have-we-been-here-before asked:
enough light rail, when are our cities finally going to build dark rail?
amtrak-official answered:
What you didn’t know that already exists, it is the basis of transport in the evil dimension where LA never built any freeways
how is THAT the evil dimension
The Rats eat people there
Yeah I’ll take that trade off. How do I get there?
I destroyed the gateway between dimensions in 1967
WHY?!
Their version of Reagan was trying to enter our world
*raises hand* I have a question.
Do you know what he was planning on doing if he got through?
He was planning on running for president and tearing down every tree in Maryland to fund a highway across the Atlantic
is this because he lost in the evil dimension or was he just. planning to be the president of both countries at once
He was already the immortal emperor of the evil dimension, he wanted to rule both universes
