my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “public transport system” youll be zonked out of your gourd
Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude i swear the bus was supposed to have come twice by now
my friend my fellow commuter, pacing: the timetable is lying to us
You see Buses are unreliable and get stuck in Traffic, this is why Heavy Rail metros are always the way to go
