[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I committed to the bit so hard that I also committed misdemeanor impersonation of a government official

[discorporatedmess]

I worry about @amtrak-official

[tardigrade-gaming]

Given the fact that Amtrak is technically a "quasi-public corporation" (thanks, wikipedia!), i wonder whether or not the "Government Official" label would apply...

Thoughts, @amtrak-official?

[amtrak-official]

The United States Legal System does not apply to me