Am I allowed to address my followers as "sluts, bitches and whores"? I don't want to exclude anyone by saying ladies and gentlemen
I'm pretty sure the current handbook reccommends "attention all Amtrak passengers" but hey, it's your semi-privatized national rail network so do what you want.
That's for the passengers on a train, none of you fuckers are on a train
If the wi-fi ever fucking worked on the trains, maybe we would be.
@amtrak-official Y'all have wifi????
It kinda sucks, but yeah
