Oh fuck, I'm being hunted again

I’m still pretty new here but as far as I understand it, one of tumblr’s primary love languages is Hunting You For Sport.

Yeah the issue is I don't like being hunted for sport

Okay compromise (´⁠･⁠_⁠･⁠)⁠っ we hunt you for Science

I am not going to be disected again

technically if you survive it's a vivisection

Who said anything about me surviving it

its still a vivisection. Dissection is when you're dead at the start of it of it and vivisection is when you're alive at the start. A vivisection is a vivisection if you're dead at the end or not, which implies cutting someone up to resurrect them is a dissection