Lesbians, if you ever want to have a hope of winning the war, you need to practice with your sword, and the only place you can do that is on the Amtrak, on Amtrak we offer fast and efficient travel where you don't have to do any of the work meaning you are free to read a book, study the blade, or make a painting as you move!
I'm bisexual, can I work with my battle axe?
Sure, I know as many troops as possible are needed for the battles to come
What if my only usable skill is welding?
You can aid in building the weapons for the great battle