Lesbians, if you ever want to have a hope of winning the war, you need to practice with your sword, and the only place you can do that is on the Amtrak, on Amtrak we offer fast and efficient travel where you don't have to do any of the work meaning you are free to read a book, study the blade, or make a painting as you move!
I'm bisexual, can I work with my battle axe?
Sure, I know as many troops as possible are needed for the battles to come
I'm asexual and also have swords. Is sparring with the lesbians allowed on the Amtrak?
Sparring is very important. You should help the lesbians prepare
I'm trans; are crossbows allowed?
Yes, just try not to hit any passengers with the bolts
There are guns in the attic of 30th street. I will use these. For "passenger protection".
Yes.
@amtrak-official: Stealing weapons caches from whoever bankrolls New York's elections
I’ll have you know that I steal from the donors to the elections of mayor’s in every major east coast city, not just New York
