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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
intoxicatedinkeep
amtrak-official

Lesbians, if you ever want to have a hope of winning the war, you need to practice with your sword, and the only place you can do that is on the Amtrak, on Amtrak we offer fast and efficient travel where you don't have to do any of the work meaning you are free to read a book, study the blade, or make a painting as you move!

no-goddamn-cilantro

I'm bisexual, can I work with my battle axe?

amtrak-official

Sure, I know as many troops as possible are needed for the battles to come

zebrashork

I'm asexual and also have swords. Is sparring with the lesbians allowed on the Amtrak?

amtrak-official

Sparring is very important. You should help the lesbians prepare

intoxicatedinkeep

How bouts the trannie who dunno what they fall under, but they know they love women in a gay way?

amtrak-official

I don’t know, but you should help prepare for the battle