Lesbians, if you ever want to have a hope of winning the war, you need to practice with your sword, and the only place you can do that is on the Amtrak, on Amtrak we offer fast and efficient travel where you don't have to do any of the work meaning you are free to read a book, study the blade, or make a painting as you move!
I'm bisexual, can I work with my battle axe?
Sure, I know as many troops as possible are needed for the battles to come
I'm asexual and also have swords. Is sparring with the lesbians allowed on the Amtrak?
Sparring is very important. You should help the lesbians prepare
I'm omnisexual abd have Battle Axes and Medical Supplies, is being a medic allowed on Amtrack?
Lesbians are capable of being harmed right, of course they need medicinal support
I'm aromantic and have magically sorcery granted by the gods. Can the train please go past Congress so that I can fix some politicians? Thanks Amtrak!
The Northeast Regional goes through DC, is that close enough for you?
im trans and have the powers of double jump, do the lesbians need agility training?
You can Double Jump? great news, you get to join the Lesbians in battlefield of Northampton!
