The official tumblr of amtrak — Since when did Lesbians like girls for transit? I...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
chloerie
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I can just say the words Lesbians and train in the same post and all of you fuckers will reblog it so hard. This marketing shit is so easy

chloerie

Lesbians love girls and trains.

amtrak-official

Since when did Lesbians like girls for transit? I thought they liked Subarus and trains for their means of transport. I mean how would you even travel in a a girl. They are not even a good means of transportation. You can neither ride nor drive a girl