The official tumblr of amtrak — All Vampires are gay but not all gays are...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
transkingbee
amtrak-official

If we have to have single family housing can it at least go back to being pretty

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amtrak-official

They just don't build abandoned Victorian Mansions any more and I am going to make that everyone's problem

anjanahalo

Sadly, nowadays houses as an asset to sell. Thus it cannot be personalized. It must be a nondescript plain box so it can appeal to the largest market share possible.

amtrak-official

Are you implying that this doesn't appeal to the masses? Because it certainly is appealing to me, it's got possums in her

anjanahalo

Oh, I meant modern houses. This house rocks.

amtrak-official

I mean it has it all bricks, a funky shape, possums, lots of space, an urban neighborhood, a nice yard, plenty of natural light, it's the perfect home

amtrak-official

It's a good thing that Vampires haven't tried to move into more modern dwellings because if they did they would take all the abandoned victorian Mansions that the gays desperately need

transkingbee

You’re assuming the Vampires and the gays aren’t the same people

amtrak-official

All Vampires are gay but not all gays are Vampires, it’s like squares and rectangles, hope this helps