The official tumblr of amtrak — i’ll get in the back of your bay any day :3

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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gaytona-deactivated20240409 asked:

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i’ll get in the back of your bay any day :3

amtrak-official answered:

Oh, are you going to Emeryville?

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so I completely forgot the Bay Area existed, I was trying to send a funny “haha Boston Back Bay gay sex joke” ask and then later reveal the ruse like “Deceit! I was actually at Providence station! HUZZAH!”

But I think “Oh, are you going to Emeryville?” is the best, most masterful response as it caught me and my tomfoolery off guard. You win.

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You can never fool someone who has no idea what anyone is talking about