The official tumblr of amtrak — hey if a train dragon eats me do i still have to...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

hypabeasts-ask-terminal asked:

hey if a train dragon eats me do i still have to pay for a ticket

They only eat people with tickets

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