"Average Tumblr user has fucked a train" factoid is actually just a statistical error. The Mechanisms fandom, who fuck 10,000 trains every Friday, are outliers and should not have been counted.
I'm going to regret saying this aren't I.
Sincerest apologies to all of Mechanisms Tumblr, unfortunately the nature of our community is that you WILL have all seen this post at least eight times by noon tomorrow. Whoops.
It's been way more than 8 times. I love small fandoms. Mechs tumblr I love you
rebog if youre a true trainfucker
I hate train fuckers with a passion and will remove any and all that i see from the train on sight. Permanently