The official tumblr of amtrak — No wait, don't kiss her!!! She was trying to kill...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
the-ladyguinevere
amtrak-official

If you give a Lesbian access to a train to Portland, she will stop trying to kill you, buy that girl with the knife a ticket for the Coast Starlight, it'll be the ride of a lifetime

the-ladyguinevere

My god the lesbians, they're-- oh my

amtrak-official

No wait, don’t kiss her!!! She was trying to kill you! Lesbians you need to think!!