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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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If you give a Lesbian access to a train to Portland, she will stop trying to kill you, buy that girl with the knife a ticket for the Coast Starlight, it'll be the ride of a lifetime

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This is suspiciously specific. Why was she trying to kill you in the first place?

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This is a purely hypothetical situation, I assure you