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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

philosophyoftherevolution asked:

Who would one need to bribe to get a route from St Louis to Albuquerque that doesn’t take over 24 hours (for gay reasons)?

The entire FRA would definitely do it

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