random-user-999 asked:

Can we marry a train?

official-osha answered:

yeah

[random-user-999]

@amtrak-official OSHA is cool with it

[amtrak-official]

I am not and the train doesn't want to get married either

[official-osha]

trains propose to me every day i have to beat them off with sticks

[amtrak-official]

Yeah, right, where would these supposed trains even get a ring from