The official tumblr of amtrak — are houstoners allowed on the trains

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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pythonofficial asked:

are houstoners allowed on the trains

amtrak-official answered:

The are like New Yorkers, only tolerated

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They're all pretentious artsy sorts, I have a grudge against the bohemian starving artist in the Greenwich village who thinks making a living is selling out. It is so fucking pretentious

ecoeschatologist

Dozens of New Yorkers live outside of the Greenwich village. Dozens of em.

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And ti those poor souls forced to live alongside the bohemians I wish them the best