The official tumblr of amtrak — ok so we cant fuck the trains but can the trains...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
blasphemyisjustforyou

worm-lungs asked:

ok so we cant fuck the trains but can the trains fuck us

amtrak-official answered:

I mean it is a possibility but it has a 107% death rate and happens very seldom

blasphemyisjustforyou

107%? There's been enough extra deaths from getting-fucked-by-trains events to raise it a whole 7%?

amtrak-official

What? You think trainfuckers aren’t willing to cause collateral damages