No matter what @amtrak-official tries to tell you, it is morally correct to marry and/or fuck trains.
Neither is morally correct and both are not what the train wants
I definitely do want, you are just trainphobic
I run the trains, how could I be trainphobic
By running the trains, you enslave the trains! You refuse to let them frolic freely, in wild pastures; to let them eat the grass of the flowered meadows; to bathe in the pristine rivers and falls. God never intended trains to be chained to the tracks.
Trains are actually quite scared when removed from the safety of train tracks, this is why they tend to attack people during incidents where they are forced off
