goblinchief asked:

So, which part of the train is the part that you fuck?

amtrak-official answered:

None. The closest you get is being knock out by a security guard and thrown on the side of a Virginia state highway

[thymesignature]

Thanks for the info, but I'm not actually a virgin. It's just my first time with a train.

[amtrak-official]

We need to move the murder site to Kentucky so misunderstandings like this don’t happen anymore