The official tumblr of amtrak — Are you going to wash the bird in a sink or feed...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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is this the high speed rail I've been hearing so much about

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No, High-speed Rail is typically a bit more metallic and can go faster

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Nuh-uh, that bird is going 400 km/h

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Wow, he's fast

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That's why it's called a high-speed rail

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But to be Train, you should ideally be shiny

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coating the bird in oil

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You're a meanie

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Don’t worry Amtrak I can fix it

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Are you going to wash the bird in a sink or feed them dish soap because one might help, and one will probably just cause problems