The official tumblr of amtrak — ARE THE TRAINS LESBIAN AND KISS

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
junadeo

frowny-clowny asked:

ARE THE TRAINS LESBIAN AND KISS

amtrak-official answered:

Some trains are Lesbians, and they can kiss, but it is rare

junadeo

how would the trains even kiss... wouldnt that result in a catastrophic disaster

amtrak-official

At times, yes