[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

“Why can’t I just magically fix this” “Why isn’t there a magic cure” “Why won’t all just go away, like magic”

Because WIZARDS are UNDERfunded in this country

Contact your local government representative via the ol’ Molotov Express to demand more money for wizards

[alaska-railroad-official]

oH, yOu'RE sO UnDErFunDed...

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

You got me there American Train System… you got me there

[theinnermeyoullneverknow]

@amtrak-official

[amtrak-official]

We need to fund the trains so much fucking more and the interstates and cars so much fucking less