“Why can’t I just magically fix this” “Why isn’t there a magic cure” “Why won’t all just go away, like magic”
Because WIZARDS are UNDERfunded in this country
Contact your local government representative via the ol’ Molotov Express to demand more money for wizards
oH, yOu'RE sO UnDErFunDed...
You got me there American Train System… you got me there
We need to fund the trains so much fucking more and the interstates and cars so much fucking less
Less infighting about who's the most underfunded, please. The power move is to find the most overfunded parasite there is and take their lunch money!
Your right, I do need to kill the American Military
