The official tumblr of amtrak — See an Amtrak engineer would never threaten you

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Hear that @amtrak-official they’re allowed to fuck the planes.

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Yeah and that's why you can never trust a pilot

galaxyharlot

I was on an eight day old plane recently. They threatened us to keep it clean.

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See an Amtrak engineer would never threaten you