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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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amtrak-official

Your job is simple, you only have to do 3 things

  • Fuck women in a homosexual manner
  • Rode the train to places you want to visit
  • Advocate for public infrastructure improvements
seelezeit

Advocate for public infrastructure improvements so I can ride the train to visit women I want to fuck in a homosexual manner, got it

amtrak-official

That's exactly what people should be doing honestly

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Then replace fuck women with befriend them in a kind and amicable way