itriedtoescape asked:
while we are on the topic of unfortunate denglish marketing: my citys train station has a free parking offer for 20 minutes - you know, enough time to drop someone off, say goodbyes, hugs and kisses, then awkwardly half-running through the crowds to catch your train. bestie. you wont believe what they call it.
arborealgargoyle answered:
do not leave me in suspense?? am i actually supposed to guess– wait…it’s not…
die fast ??
they COULDN’T–
OH DONT MIND IF I -
wait WHAT
YOU HEARD EM WE GOT 20 MINUTES
*starts frantically taking off my clothes* as an american i had no idea this was how you used public transport but okay you seem to know what you're doin'
Official Kiss & Rail Post
Can we get @amtrak-official in on this?
When you are getting on a trainnit is a common courtesy to kiss people good bye, but when you fuck people it is expected to be done in the train restroom and not the parking lot
