emerie-karr
asked:

CAN I MARRY A TRAIN

amtrak-official
answered:

No

viivee

fuck

quackels

also no

ratbastard69420

Kill

quackels

you have to file paperwork for that I think

amtrak-official

Technically all you have to do is become a Republican in the United States House of Representatives but I suppose paper work is needed for that too

idiotic-b-gilson

House Republicans are allowed to marry trains?

amtrak-official

No, they aren’t but they have a tendency to try to kill trains