emerie-karr asked:

CAN I MARRY A TRAIN

amtrak-official answered:

No

[viivee]

fuck

[quackels]

also no

[ratbastard69420]

Kill

[quackels]

you have to file paperwork for that I think

[amtrak-official]

Technically all you have to do is become a Republican in the United States House of Representatives but I suppose paper work is needed for that too

[idiotic-b-gilson]

House Republicans are allowed to marry trains?

[amtrak-official]

No, they aren't but they have a tendency to try to kill trains

[penn-central-official]

I'm not a Republican and I killed several trains.

[amtrak-official]

Yes, but you succeeded far more often