Fuck yeah, Cops suck and Rivers are super cool. Also before anyone asks The Ohio River, Great Lakes, and Upper Mississippi are the 3 best River Basins.
WRONG, the best River Basins are clearly the James, the York, the Rappahannock, and the Potomac
Fuck the James
Alright, but may I submit the Shenandoah River? It flows North in defiance of God and Gravity.
She is a very cool river and has a national park named after her