Fuck yeah, Cops suck and Rivers are super cool. Also before anyone asks The Ohio River, Great Lakes, and Upper Mississippi are the 3 best River Basins.

WRONG, the best River Basins are clearly the James, the York, the Rappahannock, and the Potomac

Fuck the James

Alright, but may I submit the Shenandoah River? It flows North in defiance of God and Gravity.

She is a very cool river and has a national park named after her

Uhhhh technically the River, and the park, are named after Chief Skenandoa, the guy the colonists signed a treaty with in the area, and one of the best leaders and diplomats in history.