The official tumblr of amtrak — Do trains feel desire

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
penn-central-official

wonderwyrm asked:

Do trains feel desire

amtrak-official answered:

They are Asexual beings

noticeskouhai

There's more kinds of desire than just sexual

amtrak-official

They are also Aromantic

june-egbert-official

There's more kinds of desires than romantic

amtrak-official

They don't get hungry either

benjis-house-boat

How bout aesthetic attraction? Do trains find things pretty?

amtrak-official

Yes, but like I don't desire a flower but I can appreciate it's beauty

penn-central-official

Speak to someone who has operated a steam locomotive or older diesel. They do hunger, they do desire. They will warn you of an outburst and they will complain. They get cold and hot and will tell you if you listen. They have favorites, there are people who they hate.

New locomotives have been tamed, their personalities restrained and hidden by layers of computers. Occasionally they will break free, usually to have a fit. These personalities aren't something you will experience in a simulation, but they are real. Amtrak is lying because he doesn't want you all to notice that he parades the corpses of f40s that did have these personalities around as husks of themselves. Like zombies.

amtrak-official

Dramatic much?

penn-central-official

😭 they had feelings.

amtrak-official

They still do have feelings, they just calmed down a bit