The official tumblr of amtrak — Do trains feel desire

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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wonderwyrm asked:

Do trains feel desire

amtrak-official answered:

They are Asexual beings

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then how do they reproduce?

do they just birth clones of themselves?

do they reproduce sexually but only because they have to?

do they duplicate like cells?

amtrak-official

It’s complicated