my favorite recurring bit on tumblr is @amtrak-official pointedly dodging any questions of whether hes an official blog or a parody. at this point i straight up do not know which answer would be funnier
What questions have I been dodging?
are you the official amtrak, or is this a parody blog
I have already answered that question
I made a thing
Walz is the VP nominee, as a result, I am changing the icon
What am I expected to do with thsi
If you can’t afford stained glass windows for your home, consider,
CRACK COCAINE
When people say that cities are the real polluters, I kinda want to laugh at them
Things I will need to install day one when I get a laptop
Face Reveal
Ratings of the states I have visited
