my favorite recurring bit on tumblr is @amtrak-official pointedly dodging any questions of whether hes an official blog or a parody. at this point i straight up do not know which answer would be funnier
What questions have I been dodging?
are you the official amtrak, or is this a parody blog
I have already answered that question
At some point you’re going to get osha-officialed and get sued for impersonating a government agency
The US legal system doesn't apply to me
so you’re running a parody blog from another country?
No, I live in the US