my favorite recurring bit on tumblr is @amtrak-official pointedly dodging any questions of whether hes an official blog or a parody. at this point i straight up do not know which answer would be funnier
What questions have I been dodging?
are you the official amtrak, or is this a parody blog
I have already answered that question
At some point you’re going to get osha-officialed and get sued for impersonating a government agency
The US legal system doesn't apply to me
so you’re running a parody blog from another country?
No, I live in the US
You live in the US but the US legal system doesn't apply to you? That can only mean two things.
It could mean you're a church. However, the pure satanic energy of this hellsite would have repelled you long ago if that was the case. Also, I don't think churches have fingers.
Which can only mean one thing....you're a billionaire!
could also be a cop tho 🤔
I would sooner die than be a pig